Friday, November 26, 2010

Eclipse Footage - An AHHHHMMMMYYYYY of Vampires!

Someone's creating an AHHHHHHMMMMMMYYYYYYYY of vampires!!!!!!!  While everyone else is peeking at Breaking Dawn footage, I'm salivating over the Eclipse scenes coming out - bad, grainy picture and all!! December 4th, here I come!!!

Bill Condon Tweets Pic of Bella w/ Feathers for Thanksgiving! - Twifans

OK y'all - so I'm NOT looking at photos from the Breaking Dawn shoot... but that doesn't mean YOU CAN'T! So... here are some Tweets Pic of Bella w/ Feathers that Bill Condon apparently Tweeted for Thanksgiving. ENJOY!!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

No Breaking Dawn Spoilers!

Am I the only one who is not looking at any more Breaking Dawn coverage? I stopped with the first set of photos of the street party and the boat. I just can't do it y'all...I can't! I looked at Edward and Bella reuniting in New Moon when the photos first came out... and regretted it BIG time when I saw the film. This is it. The last hurrah. The last book made into film(s). I have to savor the experience and be completely shocked at everything!

Am I the only one of this mindset?!

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Edward Cullen's Breaking Dawn Wardrobe. REALLY???

It's that time of year again... the time when the leaves are falling... and the air is crisp... and I feel the desperate need to discuss what Edward's been wearing lately.

Case in point. Really? REALLY?!? Are you effing KIDDING ME?!?

Edward Cullen... the man who wore mostly white or light-colored clothing. The man who wore snazzy leather jackets and turtlenecks. The man who would never in a gazillion years (about how long he's been alive) be caught DEAD (uh...nevermind) wearing an ensemble like THIS on his honeymoon.

Yeah. THAT Edward.

I mean... I just don't get it. Did he buy that shirt at the Catholic School Uniform Shop??? And PS, Edward, it's pretty see-through, mmmkay? You are one rain shower away from being naked from the waist up. And the pants. Lorddddddd the pants! I have two words for you: BO. RING.  And I don't really understand the shoes as they are brown and the pants are black. But whatevs. I'm so far gone over the rest of it that I can't even bother myself with what he's wearing on his feet.

And let me ask you this: If he's so freezing all the time then why in god's name are his sleeves rolled up that far?!? Riddle me THAT, Batman!!!

Now Bella... BELLA on the other hand.... Somebody call Patsy and Eddy because she is Absolutely FABULOUS!! Adorable little ensem... thanks to Alice's swell taste in clothing. Thank god the powers that be didn't mess with what Bella should be wearing on a proper honeymoon. And I think she's even wearing a lot of her own hair. Just fabu.

Twilight on the Simpsons

Daniel Radcliffe from the Harry Potter films does the voice of "Edmund". Hilarious!

Monday, November 8, 2010

THERE WAS NO STREET SCENE IN BREAKING DAWN! Seclusion means SECLUSION!!!

Oh. My. God. I'm trying my very best not to be absolutely heartbroken about this. This is a massive story change. The whole point of Isle Esme was that they were SECLUDED. Just Edward - and Bella. From the moment they got on that boat - until the moment they left - with the housekeepers being the only humans who came near them. That's IT. Their seclusion lent to the craziness of the situation!! There was no street party. I mean - don't get me wrong - a street party scene might be cool. But it's not them! It's not the scene! Edward wanted to get Bella AWAY from people. And he took her in that boat by HIMSELF and knew exactly where he was going in the dark. It put the reader on such a  sensory journey because - while being excited to get away with Edward - you were also a little scared about the fact that you were completely alone on a DESERTED ISLAND with a VAMPIRE.

(puts head down on table) 

I knew this would happen at some point. This Condon guy is totally changing the story. And with that, he's changing the characters. :(

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Rob Pattinson Filming the Breaking Dawn Boat Scene

Ooooh children...it's allll happening! Wait until you see these pictures of Rob and he and Kristen's body/stunt/cappuccino-testing doubles... filming the BOAT scene from Breaking Dawn! Yessiree children. It. Is. ON!!!!!!

Thank you Thinking Of Rob for these lovely photos!

Monday, November 1, 2010

Interview with Anne Rice: 'Vampire' writer talks about creating characters and stories you can sink your teeth into | NJ.com

Check out the full NJ.com interview with Anne Rice here.


Q. It is complicated, which is why I have such mixed feelings about “Twilight.” It’s so sanitized.
A. It’s based on a really silly premise: that immortals would go to high school. It’s a failure of imagination, but at the same time, that silly premise has provided Stephenie Meyer with huge success. It’s almost like a stroke of genius to put vampires in high school. They just graduate over and over again.

Q.
I hated high school.
A. Doesn’t everyone? The idea that if you are immortal you would go to high school instead of Katmandu or Paris or Venice, it’s the vampire dumbed down for kids. But it’s worked. It’s successful. It makes kids really happy.

Q.
It seems those books are sanitized whereas in the rest of pop culture, you’ll see very young girls dressed in an overtly sexual manner. The vampires are wholesome compared with the rest of what’s out there.
A. I don’t think vampires are very wholesome. They’re fantasy characters, and we have to keep reminding ourselves of this. They don’t exist. I get e-mails from people who are outraged that I watch “True Blood.” They say, “How can you condone the evil of ‘True Blood.’” I say, “Are you kidding? Vampires aren’t real. Keep that in mind.”

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Breaking Dawn Filming News: Cullen & Bella’s House Being Built Set Photos

These photos from BreakingDawnMovie.org are cool. But please tell me they're going to be left for Habitat for Humanity or something afterward? I mean - building a house - multiple housES - for the film? It just seems like time wasted that could be spent building homes for people who need them! I dunno... am I being a wuss??

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Breaking Dawn (In Our Reach

Hey check this out - this is a new song from Crystal Newman called "Breaking Dawn (In Our Reach)" and it's about Breaking Dawn. It's really good! I wonder if she can get this into the film?!

Monday, October 18, 2010

Supernatural Rips on Twilight

I cannot TELL you how hard I am laughing right now. Sam and Dean can say anything they want and I will ALWAYS laugh my ass off. Srsly.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Mackenzie Foy Photo Shoots - Possible Renesmee in Breaking Dawn

As much of an absolute Cute-E-Pie as this little one is... How old is she?? Wasn't Renesmee pretty much a toddler for most of the book? I'm confused.

My Breaking Dawn Wish List

Here's an add-on to the story I always thought would be so cool in the film:

Wouldn't it be cool if - while Jacob was speeding through the Northwest in Edward's Aston Martin Vanquish - Tanya was running though the woods, fast as lightning, and caught up with him? Then Tanya gets in the car and Jacob lets her drive Edward's beloved car. And Tanya is speeding like a mofo - to the point where Jacob is holding on for dear life - and Tanya is laughing at him the whole time. But she's doing it because she's so devastated that Edward doesn't love her - and it makes her feel good to know she's driving his precious car.