Carlisle Cullen: A Hairstyle Timeline

This is an actual email I sent to Jenn M, Jenn D, Jenn J and Tracey after seeing the hugely unfortunate poster of Carlisle from Breaking Dawn Part 2 this afternoon.  Yeah, yeah...I'm late to this party...because I basically avoid much of the photos/vids out there.  There is NOTHING like being surprised at a Twilight film.  I should have boycotted spoilers from Day 1, y'all.  Just sayin'.


Anyway...on to more pressing matters...


Oh Peter, Peter, Peter...what have they don't to you, you gorgeous hunk of beefcake???  Please understand, we still think you are one massively tasty tuna; with or without the Twilight Hair.  Especially since you and Jenn D share such a special Twitter bond.  ;) 


PS - Nutty Madam - please don't cry over this, mmmkay?  We're just joking around and Peter knows he's minty fresh sans Twi-Wigs. 

Let's break this down, shall we?

Twilight - HOT

New Moon - Uh oh...plastic Devo wig

Eclipse - an ARMY of bad hair...with lives lost!



















Breaking Dawn 1 - WHAT in the name of all that's holy?!

Breaking Dawn 2 - It's girly.  And it's pink!

Still HOT, Yo