What you Need for your Vampire Boyfriend

Holy crap, this is the most boring blog on the planet right now!  I can't help it; I refuse to look at any of the Breaking Dawn movie stuff online!  It's the last hurrah, people!  I don't want to see it before the movie comes out (in 8 million months)!

So...there isn't much to blog about right now.  COMMA HOWEVER, I just ran into this juicy little morsel on FunnyOrDie.com - and just about fell off my damned chair.  I know it's a recycle since I've posted it before, but who cares?  Watch it and see how quickly YOU fall of your chair, too!

Twilight Cycles from Brandon Routh

Literal Eclipse

Love.

My Twilight AND Outlander Purgatory!

Before watching this video, I have a few disclaimers:

1) It is for entertainment purposes only...aka it's supposed to make y'all giggle and I don't mean to step on any toes and I credited everyone at the end.

2) I am a total video amateur and it shows. But I couldna help it, Sassenachs. I just... had to make it.

3) I hope you like it. :)

Jasper Hale Doll

Oh holy hell... THIS just about made me pee my pantalones. $149.00!!! Now.. don't get me wrong.. I love myself some Jasper Hale. But really? REALLY?! Then again - he does come with the Cullen bracelet. Not too shabby!! Another thing I love is the groovy hair. I think it's more groovy than Jackson Rathbone's! 

Robert Pattinson To Play ‘Renesmee’s Lullaby’ In Breaking Dawn!

Oh my god. THIS news from breakingdawnmovie.org is SQUEELICIOUS!!!! We've been waiting since TWILIGHT to hear/see RPattz play again! (insert nervous laughter here)

Robert Pattinson is highest earning British star of 2010

Something tells me Robert Pattinson is not bothered by THIS!!!

Is Kstew an "extraordinary actress"?

Am I the only one who gets tired of watching young (albeit gorgeous, well maybe not in this video) Hollywood actors kiss each others' asses? She's such an "extraordinary actress"??  Dude. Seriously. C'mon. Hellen Mirren is an "extraordinary actress". Dame Judy Dench is an "extraordinary actress".  Kristen Stewart - while being a good actress with a solid resume - has a way to go before she hits "extraordinary" status. Why feel the need to kiss your best friend's girlfriend's ass? Chill and speak the truth. They'll like you anyway.

Henry Cavill Cast as the New Superman - E! Online

Henry Cavill Cast as the New Superman - E! Online

Oooh yum. Stephenie Meyer's "Edward Cullen" is going to play Superman. I thought I'd seen enough Supermen to last me a lifetime....but clearly not! A flying Charles Brandon, here we come!!!

Hysterical, Party of 1?

Meet Stephenie Meyer at the Twilight International Fan Event

Check this out - you can enter a contest to win a chance to meet Stephenie Meyer - along with 9 other winners - from 9 other parts of the world. That would be pretty cool, would it not?

Twilight Composer Carter Burwell Returns For Breaking Dawn

THIS page I found over at breakingdawnmovie.org is absolutely SQUEE-RIFIC!!! How much do you love/miss Bella's lullaby?? I can't wait to "hear" Breaking Dawn!!

More Fun with Twilight Tattoos!

Oh yes she DID!!!!  Click it, ya'll. Wait until you see what this Twihard has done to her person... all in the name of RPattz. You cannot MAKE THIS SHIZZLE UP!

I want to see her stomach when she finally gets that done, too!

Happy Belated Birthday Stephenie Meyer!

Totally forgot...Happy (belated) Birthday to Stephenie Meyer!
I am terrible! Why? Because we SHARE A BIRTHDAY!

Hilarious New Eclipse Trailer

Thanks to Jenn D for the link!!!

Robert Pattinson is BOTHERED...Again!

Robsten Commentary on the Motorcycle Scene in Eclipse

"the most, like, intense form of pretentious dishevelment I've ever seen".

It's THAT type of statement that makes me love Robert Pattinson. Seriously. You can keep the hair and the eyes and the blahbady blah blah. At the end of the day, the guy just cracks me up.

AWESOME Edward Cullen Video

You MUST watch this video from EverLUSTneverFOUND on youtube. It TOTALLY captures Edward Cullen and his sarcastic little attitude. Um, OK...YUM?!

PS - Thanks to JENN D for sending it in. She is the BEST source for all things Edward-rific!!!

Eclipse DVD - With Robsten Commentary!

OMG I TOTALLY CAN'T WAIT to get the Eclipse DVD!!! Usually I'm like "yeah whatever" about DVD extras...but this seems like so much fun! I totally want to hang out with Robsten and have an Arnold Palmer and chit chat about how brazen Jacob is, y'all! I wonder if they make these little commentary recordings in their jammies. I so would.

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

Breaking What?

ECLIPSE comes out on DVD one week from tomorrow, peeps.  Run and tell THAT.

Eclipse Footage - An AHHHHMMMMYYYYY of Vampires!

Someone's creating an AHHHHHHMMMMMMYYYYYYYY of vampires!!!!!!!  While everyone else is peeking at Breaking Dawn footage, I'm salivating over the Eclipse scenes coming out - bad, grainy picture and all!! December 4th, here I come!!!