Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce Baby Jesus. Please, please never make me watch this scary Hills show again. The people getting married are like some weird, Stepford, Aryan Nation couple. Please please save me from this robotic, LA hell. In return, I will try to never again abuse Kristen Stewart for her angst, black eyeshadow or skinny jeans. If I ever lay eyes on this show again, I promise to run screaming to Kristen Stewart to ask her where she bought her Converse sneakers and I pledge to buy a pair. So help me God.
PS - I am getting G-I-D-D-Y. Get these people OFF my TV and let the NEW MOON FESTIVITIES BEGIN!!!!
1 comment:
Ughh....HATE that show! This opening is pretty good tho...I'm cracking up.
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