Thursday, November 26, 2009

"You Belong With Me" (Jacob Black Remix!)

FUNNY y'all. The lyrics are below.  Thanks to Jenn D. for sending in this hilarious song she found on 4tnz!

LYRICS (by Matt Sullivan)
You're in the woods with your vampire Edward Cullen
He’s always whining and complaining, he's so sullen
He doesn’t get you’re human like I do

I'm at the gym, it's a typical Tuesday night
Lifting the kind of weights he doesn't like
And he'll never know your family like I do

But he sparkles, and I'm so hairy
He's so sexy and I'm so scary
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love canines

If you could see that I'm the wolf who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me

Hangin' out in Forks, while he's in Italy
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Howling at the moon thinkin' to myself
Hey, isn't Ed sleazy?

And you've got a beauty that could light up this whole town
Haven't seen it since he brought those biters around
You say you're fine, I know you better than that
Hey, Whatcha doing with a sucker so wack?

He's so pale, I'm so tan
He's kinda bitchy and I'm all man
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love canines

If you could see that I'm the wolf who understands you
I’m down on all fours, so why can't you see?
You belong with me


12 comments:

Tracey C said...

To Fricken Funny!! Loved it!!

Mercedes Wall said...

OMG! I'm trying to cook Thanksgiving dinner but I just had to look at your blog! I can't stop laughing at this!! Ridiculously funny!! Thanks Carol.

Anonymous said...

Where can I download this song ??

Purgatory Carol said...

LOL Mercedes!!! Anonymous - it's on Youtube - but I'll go back and find the site Jenn D found it on and post the URL for you.

Purgatory Carol said...

Hey Anonymous - I just linked to it on the post (sorry about that - thought I already had!) but here is the URL: http://www.4tnz.com/content/you-belong-me-jacob-black-remix

JeDeCe said...

Tell me, I defy you, TELL ME you were not singing this song ALL DAY? LOL, I loved it.

Purgatory Carol said...

LOL!!! I'll have to watch it again. I'd much rather this in my head than my 7 year old's favorite: "Barbie Girl". If that gets into your head, you'll chop your own damn head off to get it out. Srsly.

Anonymous said...

does anyone know if and where i can download this?

Purgatory Carol said...

I don't know... did you click the link? They list the band's website. Check that! Good luck! :)

Anonymous said...

lol how awsome and funny is this! man i love you carol! keep making videos bout twilight like this you will be a instastar incase you did not know it is a star that does stuff on the internet by making videos like shane dawson

Anonymous said...

my sister showed me this now i finnaly found it yay! you are so awsome aaaaaaaaaaah! i love you you are so awsome:)

Purgatory Carol said...

While I WISH I could write/record some of these videos.. I definitely did not make this one! I have to give proper credit! I got it from 4tnz.com. The lyrics were written by Matt Sullivan and it was performed by RANDOMaccess. Glad you liked it! :)