Thursday, April 29, 2010

Bill Condon to Direct "Breaking Dawn".

OK so... it's official. Bill Condon will direct Breaking Dawn.  Not sure how to feel about this. The jury's still out here in Purgatory. I'm going to sit back and see what transpires.

Frankly, I'm just happy Summit FINALLY made an announcement. I was beginning to think Edward and Bella were going to remain eternal boyfriend and girlfriend in movieland.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Final Eclipse Trailer on Oprah




As someone said on youtube, OMFG!!!!!!  This looks so good I can't CONTAIN myself. When the vampire army comes out of the water I kept thinking "NO GOD!!"  Oh my god I love David Slade and I think bringing him in was the SMARTEST thing Summit has done to date. Let's review:

LOVE JASPER IN THIS . The hair look FABU!

Carlisle - where'd that British accent come from? You been hanging out with Madonna? Either way - it doesn't matter. You sound as hot as you look.

Alice - why oh why do we have to have the mousy soundbite in every trailer? It's getting comical.

The music in this trailer is AWESOME! It's the music all the fans always use when they make fan trailers. It's so much more in line with Twilight! I love it!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

I CAN'T WAIT FOR ECLIPSE!

LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ECLIPSE!!! OK sorry for the melt down but I'm getting excited. LOOK at Edward. He's DRESSED like Edward! A v-neck sweater! I'm swooning! Even something about Bella - she LOOKS like Bella should look. Mousy. Apprehensive. Jacob's not really doing it for me because he's supposed to look scary when really he just looks like a guy who's pissed because he missed the train to the gay pride parade. But I'm Team Edward anyway - so SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Carlise Cullen Top's Forbes' Fictional 15 List!

THIS might be the coolest Twilight-related article I've ever seen. CARLISLE is NUMBER 1 on Forbes' "Fictional 15" list! That means he's the richest fictional character at a worth of a whopping 34 BILLION! Did you know Carlisle had that much money?! DAY-UM. Who knew? And if that's the case, why is Alice dressing in housecoats?!

Hey Carlisle! Can I borrow $450K for the 2nd question on the school budget vote? Thanks!

PS - EAT IT, OPRAH!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Vancouver Reshoot Update and Clarification (thank god!)

OK so some of the info from the link in my last post is true - but a lot is not (thank you Jesus). And I'm cracking up at the commentary from Eclipsemovie.org. Apparently they're not big fans of Lainey Gossip.

Eclipse reshoots in Vancouver WITHOUT David Slade?!?

HOLY CRAP! I'd think this said "APRIL FOOL!" if it wasn't the 14th!!!

Friday, April 9, 2010

ECLIPSE: 7 Minute Behind the Scenes Video

GREAT video. Although they might as well call this next flick "Eclipse: The Bad Hair Day" WOW. Don't even get me STARTED on the wann-be-ness of Victoria. And Carlisle. Ohhh Carlisle... what have they DONE to your pretty noggin?? My god the wig is so awful! Couldn't Showtime have made Nurse Jackie dye your hair blonde for shits and giggles??? C'mon! Edie Falco is no stranger to hair dye! Carmella LIVED for that shit! And poor Bella. She went from having the most gorgeous hair in school to having the most Marcia Brady-esque wig at school. Come on! She looks like Neil from "The Young Ones"!  OK - karma, Carol... I better say something nice: Jacksper's hair is fantastico! WAY better than Twilight and New Moon. Jenn D - we have to discuss this further!!

Monday, March 29, 2010

M. Night Shyamalan Would Love to Direct Breaking Dawn!

I. Love. This. Not because I think M. Night Shyamalan is necessarily the best choice for the job... but because I love M. Night Shyamalan. He's a good Philly 'burbs kid like me and I support everything he does - good or bad. Here's the thing - he has the heart. He's not your typical male director in that he's able to get to the heart of the story and make you feel it. And he liked Twilight. He called Catherine Hardwicke to compliment her! I can't believe it but I think I love him even more!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Wax RPattz: I So Totally WON'T Have What She's Having...

YUCK! Can you IMAGINE how many Tweens, Teens, Tri-Delts, Moms and Cougars have slobbered on this thing??? BLECH! Strep throat is going around our school.. I can get it THERE without having to deal with the Lincoln Tunnel, thankyouverymuch!  PS - Poor Rob. They made him look like a life-sized Ken doll. Wonder if he's sporting a big void downtown, too...


*Thanks to Getty Images for the photo.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Edward's Red Eyes in Eclipse?

THIS is an interesting little tidbit I found over at Eclipsemovie.org. Apparently someone realized Edward has RED eyes in the trailer? What's up with that???

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Eclipse Trailer Parody

Oh holy god this is so friggin funny I don't know what to do with myself. I. Love. This. Guy. Thanks to Diana (a friend to both of my blogs!) for posting this on Facebook!

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Edward and Bella Bedroom Scene from Eclipse

SPOILER ALERT: Don't watch if you don't want to see scenes from Eclipse before the movie comes out.

Ho. Ly. CRAPOLA. Between the music, the tragic subject matter and the general feeling of creepiness (thank you, David Slade!).... I'm thinking this might be the best Twilight movie yet. Cross your fingers.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

OFFICIAL ECLIPSE TRAILER!!!

I...I...I... oh god just WATCH IT!!!!!!  PS - LORDDDDD....Bring back Rachelle!!!!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

AN OFFICIAL ECLIPSE TRAILER!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

CHILLS! CHILLS! CHILLS! CHILLS!  Oh JESUS GOD!!!  It's just hitting me NOW!!! A WHOLE MOVIE FULL OF EDWARD!!!!

I've never been so happy in my whole life! (whimpered like Long Duck Dong)