Mike Newton: Teenage Criminal at Large.

Dudes, Mike Newton is on Criminal Minds at this very second, acting like a BAD ASS.

I think I like it!

Newcomer Mackenzie Foy To Play Renesmee? - Breaking Dawn Movie

How cute is this little girl?

Maggie Grace joins 'Breaking Dawn' cast

Holy CRAP! THIS is AWESOME. I LOVE MAGGIE GRACE!!! Remember when she used to boss Boone around on LOST???  And now she's going to boss EVERYONE around in Breaking Dawn. Well not directly. And she does bite it pretty good at the end. But still. She's a big, ol' BEOTCH who thinks she has been wronged.  I can only hope we get some good Edi Gathegi flashbacks out of this. Let's be honest - the franchise took a downturn when Laurent was killed. If there is anything I wish they'd have changed from the books... it's that! (And Edward's stupid MOM-MOBILE - but I digress.)

Twilight the Film: Where's the Beef?

Ya know... I'm sitting here watching Twilight (what can I say? It's on TV! Can't turn it off, right?!) and I never realized before... how much they effed up by not showing the day-to-day routine of Edward and Bella. In the books, he slept over there every single night. And they kissed... ALL the time. And yet - from this movie - all you know is that they kissed once and that he stayed at her house once (right after the aforementioned kiss) while she slept. And he looked uncomfortable, too. It just didn't happen that way at all. He was a fixture in Bella's bedroom for months - on a daily basis. And did I mention that they KISSED - a LOT!

Having said that - props to Catherine Hardwicke for the following:

- Edward AND Bella are pale as shit. VERY true.

- The music - incredible - PUTS you in Forks.

- La Push - S-T-U-N-N-I-N-G - even though it wasn't really La Push.

Jamie Campbell Bower in the buff...on a boat...

Check out this DELICIOUS shot of Jamie Campbell Bower from Twifans. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Unforch, I'm not even sure he's 22 yet. LOL He's filming "Camelot" for Starz, where he'll play King Arthur. I find that squee-rific... even if he is barely legal. Pillars of the Earth - also on Starz -  was fabu. They do love their cute little British boys now don't they?

So glad we'll be seeing JCB in Breaking Dawn. He's so adorable, even when he's playing a centuries-old, bratty vampire...

And For the Rest of my Life I Was Like...

Thanks to Dustin for sending this roflrazzi link to me this AM. This made my damn day.

Rumor Alert: Summit Working on First 'Twilight' Spin-Off - Cinematical

Should I feel bad that I have a big, fat "who the eff cares?" attitude about this?

I didn't think so.

"The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" Vancouver Set Visit!

"The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" Vancouver Set Visit - up for grabs on EBAY!

For just under $10K (as of this second) you can go to the Breaking Dawn set and meet the cast. "Put some more money in my account, will you dahhhhling?"

Kristen Stewart playing Bella's Breaking Dawn violent birth scenes as written

From SheKnows.com: Kristen Stewart playing Bella's Breaking Dawn violent birth scenes as written

From Melissa Rosenberg, screenwriter for the Twilight series:

"It's on their faces. It's all from Bella's point of view when you're seeing what's going on. It should feel visceral. I think it's going to be pretty intense."

OOOOOH SNAP!!! It's from Bella's point of view. When I was reading it, since Bella was pretty much out after her spinal cord snaps, I always saw the scene from sortof in the middle of Edward and Jacob. Edward on my left (I almost typed "lap") at Bella's feet - Jacob on my right at Bella's head. But we're going to see both Edward and Jacob from Bella's perspective! That gets me all tingley inside! I could weep with joy!

First Look At The Little Girl Up For The Part Of Renesmee!

So cool. I love this girl! I'm so stoked! How are we supposed to wait a year for this?!?

Breaking Dawn Casting News: First Look At The Little Girl Up For The Part Of Renesmee! - Breaking Dawn Movie

Holy Mother of Isle Esme

Found this over at breakingdawnmovie.org and just about shat my pantalones when I saw it.

Nikki Reed Talks "Breaking Dawn"

I found this article interesting. Nikki Reed talks about Rosalie's (formerly Carol's) motives in letting Bella continue on with a pregnancy that she knows will most likely kill her.

I loved this storyline in Breaking Dawn. I loved pondering Rosalie's motives... and her relationship with Bella AND Edward during the whole pregnancy and birth. It's really twisted and ugly if you think about it. Rosalie is one bad mofo who needs her own bad mofo wallet!

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Filming Schedule

According to a recent Tweet from Production Weekly:

"The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" has opened up new production offices in Baton Rouge, filming is scheduled from November 1 - March 15.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Kissing! (PHOTOS)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Kissing! (PHOTOS)

Oh for the love of all that's holy. Just someone please make sure these two are still happy together during the duration of the Breaking Dawn filming? Then I don't care WHAT they do.

KThxBye.

Kellan Lutz in Atlantic City

This kills me. Normally I don't post about the cast (unless their last name is Pattinson) but COME ON! AC??? I live an hour away! I could totally have gone to this! I would have shown Emmett the love!!!

I wonder if he was any good? Does he DJ a lot? Or is this new? What would be REALLY cool would be seeing 100 Monkeys with KLutz DJing between sets. 

Source: celebrity-gossip.net via eclipsemovie.org.

Twilight... with cheeseburgers

I thought it was time to revisit this hilarity. Enjoy!

Twilight... with cheeseburgers

Vampires Suck

Holy crap - I squee with anticipation for this hilarious movie to come out. I can't even stop watching the trailer!!!  "It's Raining Men" almost made me fall off my damn chair. Srsly.

DOH!

Hilarity from eatliver.com!

Robert Pattinson Excited for Breaking Dawn's 'Pillow-Biting' Sex Scene

OH my. LOVE that RPattz can't wait to bite the pillow according to People Magazine. That conjures up all SORTS of lovely visions, does it not?

Lee Pace to Play Edward's BFF in Breaking Dawn?

Lee Pace to Play Edward's BFF in Breaking Dawn?

Ooooh delish!!!