Kristen Stewart Flips the Bird

Really Kristen, really? And on Memorial Day, no less. C'mon. I know it's a pain in the ass when the photogs are following you 24/7. But show a little class, please. No one ever got further in life by giving the finger wave. (And a double, no less!) So be a lady and keep those middle fingers in check. KThxBye.

MTV Awards Commercial: Tom Cruise aka Les Grossman and Rob Pattinson

This will make you tinkle. If you haven't seen Tropic Thunder,  Tom Cruise is playing his character from the film - Les Grossman; a douchebag Hollywood producer.

Warning - Tom Cruise floats the f-biscuit once or twice in this video and a whole lotta times in the link. LOL

Eclipse Clip: "Give You More"

I need to see this movie already.  Because if I go by the trailers, I won't be happy. This little clip makes Edward sound like a whiny little wussy man. It's bad enough they let him get his ass kicked in New Moon. How many times can I say it? EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT A WUSSY MAN! HE'S A BADASS VAMPIRE WHO HAPPENS TO LOVE A HUMAN!  ENOUGH OF THE WHINING!!!

New Eclipse Trailer

This got me giddy just because Edward says "It's starting". Seriously. I miss Edward Cullen. I need a reread. PS - is it me or do the Cullens look like action figures in this shot? Especially Carlisle. They look like Pocket Cullens!!!

Eclipse Video Clip: BELLA AND ROSALIE!

Squeee! Squeee! Squeee! I've always loved the Bella/Rosalie dynamic... and now we get to see it up close and personal (in this person's yellow living room.) I'm a little nervous about the fact that from what I can see of Kristen Stewart's reactions, this might as well be a scene from New Moon... but we'll reserve judgment until Eclipse comes out. (Except Jenn D. She'll have plenty to say, I'm sure. LOL)

Stephanie Meyer's Eclipse Press Junket... FOR FAN SITES!!!!

DO go to Stephenie Meyer's website and read the LATEST!

Am I a horrible, HORRIBLE person if I'm hoping one of these sites "can't make it" (YEAH RIGHT) and Stephenie just happened to pick MYTWILIGHTPURGATORY.COM as a backup???

A girl can dream... right???

Young Hollywood Vampires

Honestly - I'm mostly posting this because Paul Wesley looks stunning... and I'm going through Vampire Diaries (TV) Withdrawal until September (SOB!)

Rob, Kristen and Taylor on Oprah.

Watching Rob, Kristen and Taylor on Oprah. Hilarious. They are all doing a great job (I know it's not live but work with me people!) And I have to say that Kristen looks gorgeous. Kudos, girl!

Happy Birthday Rob Pattinson!

Had to throw a "Happy Birthday" out there to the lovely 24 year-old who has done such a bang-up job playing our favorite vampire, Edward Cullen, on the big screen. I wish him much success... and hope he doesn't end up on Page 6 too often like he did this morning. Giggle.  (Can a nigga get a table dance?!)

ECLIPSE CAST ON OPRAH

Do NOT FORGET to set your DVRs for tomorrow - May 13th - to watch Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner on Oprah! I am dying to see the segment where Rob Pattinson walks into some fan's house; unannounced. As if you wouldn't fall over? I know I would. Jenn M have discussed exactly what we'd all do if that happened to us. It ain't pretty, folks... it ain't pretty.

Eclipse Reshoots: Is Robert Pattinson Not Working and Playing Well with Others? I'm Not Buyin' it!

Check out this article. We keep hearing rumblings of problems. Which is believable since they're doing reshoots so late in the game. BUT - I've always read how extremely professional Robert Pattinson has been on set - on pretty much any film he's ever worked on.

Bottom line - I don't believe he'd play Diva in the slightest. BUT where there is smoke, there is fire.... and I DO believe he won't do something if he strongly disagrees with it. Remember what Catherine said about him refusing to wear the extensions for Twilight?? (Thank GOD because that would have been horrible and Fabio-esque!)  And he went so far as to sit in the chair for 5 hours and get them - but when he saw them he said "No way!"

GOOD FOR YOU, ROB! Stick to your guns! He seems to be pretty in tune with Edward Cullen, don't you think? I think I trust him. I really do.

Bill Condon to Direct "Breaking Dawn".

OK so... it's official. Bill Condon will direct Breaking Dawn.  Not sure how to feel about this. The jury's still out here in Purgatory. I'm going to sit back and see what transpires.

Frankly, I'm just happy Summit FINALLY made an announcement. I was beginning to think Edward and Bella were going to remain eternal boyfriend and girlfriend in movieland.

Final Eclipse Trailer on Oprah

As someone said on youtube, OMFG!!!!!!  This looks so good I can't CONTAIN myself. When the vampire army comes out of the water I kept thinking "NO GOD!!"  Oh my god I love David Slade and I think bringing him in was the SMARTEST thing Summit has done to date. Let's review:

LOVE JASPER IN THIS . The hair look FABU!

Carlisle - where'd that British accent come from? You been hanging out with Madonna? Either way - it doesn't matter. You sound as hot as you look.

Alice - why oh why do we have to have the mousy soundbite in every trailer? It's getting comical.

The music in this trailer is AWESOME! It's the music all the fans always use when they make fan trailers. It's so much more in line with Twilight! I love it!

I CAN'T WAIT FOR ECLIPSE!

LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ECLIPSE!!! OK sorry for the melt down but I'm getting excited. LOOK at Edward. He's DRESSED like Edward! A v-neck sweater! I'm swooning! Even something about Bella - she LOOKS like Bella should look. Mousy. Apprehensive. Jacob's not really doing it for me because he's supposed to look scary when really he just looks like a guy who's pissed because he missed the train to the gay pride parade. But I'm Team Edward anyway - so SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW Eclipse Trailer to Air on Oprah on Friday 4/23

Set your DVR's! Another Eclipse trailer airing on Oprah on Friday!!  Here's my question - who is on Oprah on Friday to make them air an Eclipse trailer??

Carlise Cullen Top's Forbes' Fictional 15 List!

THIS might be the coolest Twilight-related article I've ever seen. CARLISLE is NUMBER 1 on Forbes' "Fictional 15" list! That means he's the richest fictional character at a worth of a whopping 34 BILLION! Did you know Carlisle had that much money?! DAY-UM. Who knew? And if that's the case, why is Alice dressing in housecoats?!

Hey Carlisle! Can I borrow $450K for the 2nd question on the school budget vote? Thanks!

PS - EAT IT, OPRAH!!!!!!!!

Vancouver Reshoot Update and Clarification (thank god!)

OK so some of the info from the link in my last post is true - but a lot is not (thank you Jesus). And I'm cracking up at the commentary from Eclipsemovie.org. Apparently they're not big fans of Lainey Gossip.

Eclipse reshoots in Vancouver WITHOUT David Slade?!?

HOLY CRAP! I'd think this said "APRIL FOOL!" if it wasn't the 14th!!!

Twilight: How it Should Have Ended

ECLIPSE: 7 Minute Behind the Scenes Video

GREAT video. Although they might as well call this next flick "Eclipse: The Bad Hair Day" WOW. Don't even get me STARTED on the wann-be-ness of Victoria. And Carlisle. Ohhh Carlisle... what have they DONE to your pretty noggin?? My god the wig is so awful! Couldn't Showtime have made Nurse Jackie dye your hair blonde for shits and giggles??? C'mon! Edie Falco is no stranger to hair dye! Carmella LIVED for that shit! And poor Bella. She went from having the most gorgeous hair in school to having the most Marcia Brady-esque wig at school. Come on! She looks like Neil from "The Young Ones"!  OK - karma, Carol... I better say something nice: Jacksper's hair is fantastico! WAY better than Twilight and New Moon. Jenn D - we have to discuss this further!!