Robert Pattinson in Vanity Fair

Dear Robert,
Lust is a sin. Please STOP making me commit it. JEEZ, man. Have you LOOKED at yourself, lately?! This is just WRONG. Even WITH the Gregory Hines shoes!

Love,
Carol
PS - Please give me props for avoiding the King of Prussia mall like the plague when you're there on Friday, mmmkay?

Stephenie Meyer on Oprah

Stephenie's goin' on OPRAH, y'all!!!!! THIS Friday - November 13th. The same day I am going to be sulking because I'm not at the mall I grew up loitering in - The King of Prussia Mall - to see RPattz at Hot Topic. Love me some Rob, but it's just not worth the hassle of a 90 minute drive to get in line at 6:00 AM to be one of the 500 people who gets in. And Lord knows what time he'll actually show up. I have a life, y'all. And I suspect you do, too. But that doesn't mean I won't be all kinds of cranky all day, knowing I could be seeing the closest thing we'll ever get to Edward Cullen, visually, that is. le sigh.

Robert Pattinson interview on E!

Don't worry, Rob. Taylor is Taylor and you are you. He doesn't have that accent. LORD he doesn't have that accent. He isn't 10 feet tall. He doesn't have your hands and he most certainly doesn't have your patented hair rake. You will have as much attention on November 20th as you do on November 19th. At least around here you will. :)

Twilight Cast at Hot Topic

Yeah Yeah - so there's a little bit of RPattz on this. Whatev. Oh. My. GOD. How long have I been saying how much I LOVE Jamie Campbell Bower?  Which is SO WRONG because he's like 14. No srsly. What? 20? 21? Let's just hope he's legal. Not even sure if he likes girls but who cares at this point. He's ADORABLE! Have I not said he's the most interesting person to follow on Twitter? Check him out! He's at the end of the video - about 3:45.

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Mario Lopez vs Taylor Lautner = NO CONTEST

Got this from MTV: Mario bragged, "People always tell me Taylor Lautner could be my little brother.. Wonder if he hears the same thing.. Interviewing him later today."

Holy crap - Taylor Lautner really is minty. Slater's always been minty, but look how much hotter TLaut looks next to him. Dayum.

New Moon TV Trailer

I JUST SAW IT!!! ON TV!!! FINALLY!!! HOLY CRAP THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!

THE BEACH!!! THE TRUCK!!! THE FANGIRL!!!!!!

More Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner in Mexico

OK - hold on - still likin' KStew's look, y'all. She looks adorable - as does the hair (remember, people, it's a GROW OUT. You don't understand if you've never been clipped so badly by your stylist of 5 years that you looked like Leather Tuscadero. Not that that happened to me 4 years ago or anything. So just hush!) I'd rate this ensem a solid 8 & 1/2 if it weren't for the shoes. Clearly she's been dipping into Gregory Hines' closet as well. (Lord of mercy on him, as my mom, PattzR says.) And PS - lest I be double standarding.... what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Tay's lookin' pretty hot. Digging the henley...likin' the colors... easy on the jackets, tho... don't let too many collarless coats into your collection lest you start looking a little too Members Only. And PS - LORD where did you get that belt, boy?! Carson Kressley?! (Oh Carson,  you know you'd wear it, too. Fess it, Sister!)

Nutty Madam on the BBC!

The beach! The truck! It's Emma aka Nutty Madam! I just love her. She's crazy and so much fun to watch. No one can bring her down, man. She's ALL about the Twilurve...

Robert Pattinson. The hair. LORD the hair.

Dear Mrs. Pattinson,

I realize you don't know me. But if you could just do me one favor. Please do everything in your power as a mom to make sure your son's hair will not go back to looking like this now that he's not having it professionally done by a stylist on set every day. (Sorry for that run-on sentence. I'm American.)

With most sincere regards,
Carol (a chick who is obsessed with hair because I have crazy hair, myself. See my profile shot for further proof. And that night it was tame.)

Robert Pattinson in Tokyo

Remember what I said about being into the books and not really caring what goes on with the movie actors? Yeah well that all goes out the window when we're a mere 16 DAYS away from the movie!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in Harper's Bazaar

Dear Twigirls around the world,

I WIN!

Love,
Kstew
PS - HA ha! 

*Muchos gracias to newmoonmovie.org for posting these BEAUTIFUL photos. (Go look. NOW.)

NEW VOLTURI Behind the scenes video

Oh. My. GOLLYJEEPERSBATMAN!!!!!!!!!


The Twilight Saga: New Moon Volturi Featurette

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Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart in Mexico

Pretty cool vid. LOVE Kristen's ensem. I am SO PROUD OF HER! She's totally putting forth some major effort to present herself to the fans this week. And on such a crazy, global schedule, too! She has not only stepped up to the plate but has hit a few right out of the park over the past few days. GO TEAM KRISTEN!

Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair Video on E!

Damn. No wait....HOT damn.



Note: Jenn D says the following:

Hey, on the website for VF you can get a yearly subscription for just $12 AND they promise you'll get this edition in your mailbox! I used to get this magazine and its really good...ok, enough pimping, I'm going back to the Pretty.

Kstew (and her hair?!) in Brazil

Check out this E! article, ripping on Kstew's hair. What do y'all think? I don't think her hair looks bad at all! She's growing out the Joan cut. C'mon! I think she looks like a very-layered Courtney Cox. Am I wrong? At least it's not up in the nubbin-tail. She washed it and everything. I am being TOTALLY serious. I think Kstew looks fabu in this shot!

Bella's truck in real, live FORKS!

Check out this AWESOME website from "Sookie Redneck Stackhouse" who is actually from....wait for it...  FORKS, WASHINGTON!!! :::bows down:::

WE'RE NOT WORTHY!  I am soooo thrilled to welcome Miss Stackhouse to My Twilight Purgatory!! Oh believe me - there is plenty of True Blood commentary on this site - so make sure to read the comments and post your own!!   Also peeps - check out Miss Stackhouse's Twitter page!

RPattz in Vanity Fair

Great article about Robert Pattinson's upcoming Vanity Fair article.  RPattz cracks me up. I swear to god. I would so love to do some type of pub crawl with this guy. He seems like one of those people who is funny no matter where he is. Like you could be sitting in a bar with him and he'd make you laugh so hard you cried over a salt shaker. Or some dude's shoes. Is is just me?

Bella "birthday kiss" - screen captures

OK so we all know that Summit yanked the new birthday kiss video. Because, ya know, we'll all skip seeing the movie if we see them kiss beforehand on the net. (rolls eyes)

Found some cool screen captures of the kiss over at Socialite Life. I'm almost waiting for someone to import all these shots into a video (the power of suggestion, perhaps?!)

At any rate - here's my favorite. I call it - simply - "the groan". Go ahead... feast thine eyes...
PS - Sorry Rob. I know you're cringing at these shots.

My Volvo Purgatory

As I've waxed on about before... THIS kills me. KILLS ME. (Click the link - it's a Volvo site with a "Win Edward Cullen's Car" contest. BLECH.) It's like Edward's picking my kids up at school tomorrow. I don't even know what to do with myself. The silver, four door Sedan Volvo WAS Edward Cullen. I am so sad that they've made this major change. And don't kid yourself; altering Edward's car so drastically is a MAJOR change.

I have one question for Robert Pattinson. (I'm using the man's full name so you KNOW I mean business.) How do you feel about Volvo using your appearance to sell cars? Doesn't that make you feel a little icky? Because it should. I am ALL about capitalism, but this is ridiculous. Usually it takes years for a company to glom on to something pop-culturish to try to make a buck. But Volvo didn't even wait for the friggin MOVIE TO COME OUT!! And Stephenie Meyer: What say YOU?! Are you OK with this?! SERIOUSLY?!

New Moon video: Bella's Birthday aka "What the EF is THIS?!"

As my good friend Rocky Balboa from Philadelphia says: "I'm afraid, alright. For the first time in my life I'm afraid."

Is it me or is this CREEPY with a capital CREEP?! I don't even know where to start! They're like... STEPFORD CULLENS. This is the most uncomfortable scene on the planet! Friggin Edward doesn't say a word; he just looks at Emmett like he's so constipated he can't stand up straight. And what's that music playing in the background?! (Clearly I haven't gone near the soundtrack, as I don't want to ruin my auditory experience). And Alice is soooo bee-boppy. Not... flitting... like Tinkerbell...just... bee-boppy! Like a 4th grader! And Jasper. Oh...poor, deranged, crazy-assed Jasper. I will say this: Rosalie = GOOD. Emmett = even better. He's the only one in the whole damn scene who comes off as REAL. Oh and Bella, too - gotta give her props. It's like she's acting totally normal while dealing with a bunch of RITCHIE CUNNINGHAM VAMPIRES. I'm totally freaked out.

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