YOU decide.

And another thing...

Was it me or was Edward pissed BEFORE the party? Did the "kiss me" part happen BEFORE the party? What's with THAT? When they're coming down the stairs at the Cullens, he looks upset already. Do not even TELL me they've messed with it that much. Please. I don't know if I can stand it. This will just send me right over the deep end and I'll be wandering around in the school parking lot at pick up, clutching New Moon and whispering to all my underground Twilight buds that I have to read it again for a THIRD time, just to stay focused. (While admiring Shannon's Twilight shirt.) And we don't want that happening. No way. No one wants unfocused Carol. Nope. Focused, happy, drink-cosmos-while-out-with-my-Twilight-buds is a much better Carol. I promise you.

Oh NO!!!!!!!!!!

I just rewatched the clip. No no NO. She yells at Jake to run and he changes in front of her??? The beauty of the meadow scene with Laurent is that she didn't know about Jake yet. Come ON! He comes to save her and changes in FRONT of her for the first time with LAURENT there? NO NO NO!!! Totally not how it happened! Look people - I dealt with Edward being all spazzy in the meadow in Twilight. But now THIS? OH I am so not happy. SOB!

Kstew IS Bella!!!

I loved the hell out of her dropping that award. It was SO adorable. I have done a complete 180 about this girl. I was subjected to The Hills tonight and found myself being so happy Kstew wears her little Converse and doesn't act all scary and LAish. And now this. She drops the award. Total BELLA move. She couldn't have planned that if she tried. All I could think of was Charlie saying "Good luck with that" when Edward said they were playing baseball. PS - I'll go back to pretty pictures tomorrow but for now I just have too friggin much to say!!!!!!!

Why I loved the clip.

Jenn M. isn't thrilled. I feel so bad because that's how I felt with the 15 second clip at first. Here is what I loved. I loved getting to SEE Jasper lunge at her. I loved seeing Edward shove him across the room. I loved just seeing the Cullens at the party. I loved watching Edward dump Bella in the woods and I got teary. I loved watching her lay there. But - surprisingly - most of all - I LOVED watching Jacob turn into a motherfriggin werewolf! That. Made. My. LIFE!!!!!!!!

My. Heart. Just. Stopped. Beating.

I don't even know what to say. I can't breathe. That New Moon trailer was about 75 times better than I ever expected. Holy CRAP I am shitting my pants right now, worse than Rob on stage with the popcorn trophy. I can't wait to a) watch it again and b) post it in purgatory as soon as I find it online. My early apologies to whomever I gank it from. I'll give you full credit. I promise.

Loving this chat!

I am having sick fun on this newmoonmovie.org chat. Come chat with me - CarolS!

A prayer

Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce Baby Jesus. Please, please never make me watch this scary Hills show again. The people getting married are like some weird, Stepford, Aryan Nation couple. Please please save me from this robotic, LA hell. In return, I will try to never again abuse Kristen Stewart for her angst, black eyeshadow or skinny jeans. If I ever lay eyes on this show again, I promise to run screaming to Kristen Stewart to ask her where she bought her Converse sneakers and I pledge to buy a pair. So help me God.

PS - I am getting G-I-D-D-Y. Get these people OFF my TV and let the NEW MOON FESTIVITIES BEGIN!!!!

Um...some things about the MTV Awards, y'all

Thanks to cullenboysanonymous for airing this live feed from the MTV red carpet.

I forgot to mention I read in Page 6 this AM... They had to do a last minute seat change at the MTV Awards because different Hollywood stars are soooo not down with each other and can't stand to be near each other. Two they mentioned were Whitney Port and our own Bella, none other than Kristen Stewart. They said Whitney made some rank comments about the movie (she allegedly called it "really bad") and that the role of Bella was too "one-dimensional". Um, yikes.

Is anyone else having problems with newmoonmovie.org loading? Holy crap. I love this site so much and sometimes have an issue or two getting pages to load... most likely because it's tres popular and has a butt-load of Twilight-rific graphics. But tonight it is sick. And I'm trying to check out their live blog. WTF? I don't have an Apple Commodore for god's sake! I have a friggin iBook and am online with FiOS. HELP!

PS - I SO don't want to offend any of you who read my blog with any regularity. So if you're a fan of "The Hills", just move along and go get yourself a lovely snack from the fridge. But I am (suffering through) watching some episodes because they're holding me H-O-S-T-A-G-E and airing red carpet shizz during the show. Oh. My. God. It truly seems bad. I mean really bad. But then again, I watch the Real Housewives of New Jersey. So what the hell do I know?

Edward Bear. Srsly.

Dudes, you can't MAKE this up. I just heard this song, "The Last Song" in my car... and I remember it from when I was a kid. (Shut UP. I know I'm old.) The text on my Sirius radio said:

"The Last Song" by Edward Bear

What's even funnier is it's about a dude who writes songs for his girlfriend. (OK alright, so I tie pretty much everything to Twilight. But c'mon. So do you.)

How do I love Lauren's Bite, let me count the ways...

So I'm checking email.... Google updates... various bogus Robsten reports. You know, the usual daily Twihard bullshizz. And all I see today is "15 minute New Moon teaser" blah blah blah. (I've watched it 75 times already. I need more cowbell.) And of course I check Lauren's Bite because I <3 her. Read today's post. How funny is "milkshake partner"?? ROFLMAO! Thank god there are people in the Twilight community with a sense of humor or I'd have lost m'damn mind by now (remember, this is purgatory, people!) So Lauren is my favorite person today. She's the new black. And she's going to be blogging live tonight during the awards, so check her out!

MTV awards - Twilight for "Best Kiss"?

This woman is nuttier than a double almond hazelnut cappuccino... but I love her. And I love this whole discussion. Make sure you watch the video. And I had ZERO idea that Rob Pattinson came into that audition with his "Dali hair". Holy hell. He's like a combo of Hugh Grant and Brendan Frazer. ON crack. IN an 80s movie.

Who loves ya, Baby?

(Sorry you have to sit through Ozzy's perfectly manicured nails.)

OK - I've changed this post 17 times. At first I was giddy. Then, I was a bit... disappointed? Now... I'm GIDDY AGAIN. I think I love it. I cannot WAIT to see this friggin movie!

Scenes from New Moon to air on Entertainment Tonight

Thanks to twilightsource.com for the info!

Scenes from New Moon to air on Entertainment Tonight

Take. Deep. Breaths.

Thanks to Lauren from my favorite Twilight site - Lauren's Bite - for being the way cool chick she is and posting this for all to (gank) see.

Things that make you go "hmmmm"...

So is this really "Carlisle's" new website? Lots of cute updates about barbecues and Jenny and yoga. I rarely trust anyone on Twitter, except Jamie Campbell Bower, because his posts are too f'd up to be fake. Srsly.

I wonder if Peter F. is gearing up for his twitour where an unknown amount of Twilight fans will get their picture taken with him. Not that I pre-purchased a photo or anything. What kind of loser does that?

Dear "Edward", BRING IT! Love, Carol

Has anyone seen my tongue? Because I lost it when it fell right the hell out my mouth.

* Thanks to Jenn D. for ganking this photo from Shannon G. who ganked it from someone on Facebook who ganked it from lord knows who. ;)

Uh, I'll have what she's having.

New Moon Playlist UPDATED

I am so positively GIDDY over my New Moon playlist... I want to marry it and have its' babies. Please let me know what you think. I'm curious. Commenting isn't scary, I promise. Try it!

We interrupt this Twilight blog...

...to bring you a little TRUE BLOOD, Baby! June 14th! BRING IT!