Nutty Madam on the BBC!

The beach! The truck! It's Emma aka Nutty Madam! I just love her. She's crazy and so much fun to watch. No one can bring her down, man. She's ALL about the Twilurve...

Robert Pattinson. The hair. LORD the hair.

Dear Mrs. Pattinson,

I realize you don't know me. But if you could just do me one favor. Please do everything in your power as a mom to make sure your son's hair will not go back to looking like this now that he's not having it professionally done by a stylist on set every day. (Sorry for that run-on sentence. I'm American.)

With most sincere regards,
Carol (a chick who is obsessed with hair because I have crazy hair, myself. See my profile shot for further proof. And that night it was tame.)

Robert Pattinson in Tokyo

Remember what I said about being into the books and not really caring what goes on with the movie actors? Yeah well that all goes out the window when we're a mere 16 DAYS away from the movie!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in Harper's Bazaar

Dear Twigirls around the world,

I WIN!

Love,
Kstew
PS - HA ha! 

*Muchos gracias to newmoonmovie.org for posting these BEAUTIFUL photos. (Go look. NOW.)

NEW VOLTURI Behind the scenes video

Oh. My. GOLLYJEEPERSBATMAN!!!!!!!!!


The Twilight Saga: New Moon Volturi Featurette

Trailer Park | MySpace Video

Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart in Mexico

Pretty cool vid. LOVE Kristen's ensem. I am SO PROUD OF HER! She's totally putting forth some major effort to present herself to the fans this week. And on such a crazy, global schedule, too! She has not only stepped up to the plate but has hit a few right out of the park over the past few days. GO TEAM KRISTEN!

Robert Pattinson Vanity Fair Video on E!

Damn. No wait....HOT damn.



Note: Jenn D says the following:

Hey, on the website for VF you can get a yearly subscription for just $12 AND they promise you'll get this edition in your mailbox! I used to get this magazine and its really good...ok, enough pimping, I'm going back to the Pretty.

Kstew (and her hair?!) in Brazil

Check out this E! article, ripping on Kstew's hair. What do y'all think? I don't think her hair looks bad at all! She's growing out the Joan cut. C'mon! I think she looks like a very-layered Courtney Cox. Am I wrong? At least it's not up in the nubbin-tail. She washed it and everything. I am being TOTALLY serious. I think Kstew looks fabu in this shot!

Bella's truck in real, live FORKS!

Check out this AWESOME website from "Sookie Redneck Stackhouse" who is actually from....wait for it...  FORKS, WASHINGTON!!! :::bows down:::

WE'RE NOT WORTHY!  I am soooo thrilled to welcome Miss Stackhouse to My Twilight Purgatory!! Oh believe me - there is plenty of True Blood commentary on this site - so make sure to read the comments and post your own!!   Also peeps - check out Miss Stackhouse's Twitter page!

RPattz in Vanity Fair

Great article about Robert Pattinson's upcoming Vanity Fair article.  RPattz cracks me up. I swear to god. I would so love to do some type of pub crawl with this guy. He seems like one of those people who is funny no matter where he is. Like you could be sitting in a bar with him and he'd make you laugh so hard you cried over a salt shaker. Or some dude's shoes. Is is just me?

Bella "birthday kiss" - screen captures

OK so we all know that Summit yanked the new birthday kiss video. Because, ya know, we'll all skip seeing the movie if we see them kiss beforehand on the net. (rolls eyes)

Found some cool screen captures of the kiss over at Socialite Life. I'm almost waiting for someone to import all these shots into a video (the power of suggestion, perhaps?!)

At any rate - here's my favorite. I call it - simply - "the groan". Go ahead... feast thine eyes...
PS - Sorry Rob. I know you're cringing at these shots.

My Volvo Purgatory

As I've waxed on about before... THIS kills me. KILLS ME. (Click the link - it's a Volvo site with a "Win Edward Cullen's Car" contest. BLECH.) It's like Edward's picking my kids up at school tomorrow. I don't even know what to do with myself. The silver, four door Sedan Volvo WAS Edward Cullen. I am so sad that they've made this major change. And don't kid yourself; altering Edward's car so drastically is a MAJOR change.

I have one question for Robert Pattinson. (I'm using the man's full name so you KNOW I mean business.) How do you feel about Volvo using your appearance to sell cars? Doesn't that make you feel a little icky? Because it should. I am ALL about capitalism, but this is ridiculous. Usually it takes years for a company to glom on to something pop-culturish to try to make a buck. But Volvo didn't even wait for the friggin MOVIE TO COME OUT!! And Stephenie Meyer: What say YOU?! Are you OK with this?! SERIOUSLY?!

New Moon video: Bella's Birthday aka "What the EF is THIS?!"

As my good friend Rocky Balboa from Philadelphia says: "I'm afraid, alright. For the first time in my life I'm afraid."

Is it me or is this CREEPY with a capital CREEP?! I don't even know where to start! They're like... STEPFORD CULLENS. This is the most uncomfortable scene on the planet! Friggin Edward doesn't say a word; he just looks at Emmett like he's so constipated he can't stand up straight. And what's that music playing in the background?! (Clearly I haven't gone near the soundtrack, as I don't want to ruin my auditory experience). And Alice is soooo bee-boppy. Not... flitting... like Tinkerbell...just... bee-boppy! Like a 4th grader! And Jasper. Oh...poor, deranged, crazy-assed Jasper. I will say this: Rosalie = GOOD. Emmett = even better. He's the only one in the whole damn scene who comes off as REAL. Oh and Bella, too - gotta give her props. It's like she's acting totally normal while dealing with a bunch of RITCHIE CUNNINGHAM VAMPIRES. I'm totally freaked out.

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

Not-so-deep thoughts on RPattz

I haven't given any views on RPattz lately... and I think we're overdue. So come along to circle time, children...and I'll fill you in on my thoughts. Ready? 'sgo...

Some pictures surfaced today...  or yesterday... I'm a little behind since my sister forced me to read the Outlander series and now I'm mental over it... but I digress. Rob and Kristen at the airport... Rob, Taylor and Kristen at a photo shoot in LA...  Rob coming out of a RiteAid. RITEAID for god's sake. As if I care?! "Oooh he might use Speed Stick!" God can we not give these people a little room?! Maybe he needed something a little personal! Is that our business? UmNO. Can you imagine if that were you or me? Let me set the scene. You're sitting around and all the sudden you realize you need tampons - pronto. And not just tampons, but Kotex Super Plus tampons because there is major hemorrhaging going on in your nethers. OK that was a little obnox - but bear with me. So you trot yourself on over to RiteAid to pick up the aforementioned feminine products. And you're feeling a little uncomfortable while you're standing at the counter - gawking at Rob Pattinson on the cover of People as inconspicuously as possible - and the male check-out kid is trying soooo hard not to look at you. And you walk out the door... and BAM! 10, no 15 photogs are in your face, taking photos of you and, more importantly, your RiteAid bag full of Super Plus tampons. As if!!! Would you not DIE?!

OK so now I'm going to do something totally contradictory and I am going to send you to this pretty cool article over at Lainey Gossip about Robsten finishing filming and heading back to LA. You'd think Lainey Gossip would be full of - well, just that - gossip. But this post is actually what I'd call anti-gossip, where they're dissecting all the gossip out there and picking it apart to show us how completely moronic and false it all is. I'd think Rob and Kristen would be thankful that someone is defending them. But that's just me....

Another Twilight Cake Wreck!

THIS is hilarious.Thanks to cakewrecks.blogspot.com for the hilarity - and to Linda M. for sending it to me!

NEW New Moon video - Bella's birthday kiss

My reaction to this video?  "MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!"

New Moonstruck! Movie Mashup Posters

I. Love. This. And I love my bro in law, John for alerting me to this hilarious website! Enjoy!

Pete and Repeat

How long have I been saying this?  Oh... that's right... FOREVER.

Lord... WHO is dressing Edward Cullen?!

Could someone please explain this ENSEM Edward is unfortunate enough to be standing in among the ferns? When did he become "Blazer Guy"?! Not that I have a problem with blazers... not at all. But I just don't get this look - at all. Let's start from the bottom, shall we? What's with the brown shoes he seems to wear throughout the entire movie? They look like he's going to bust some moves - Fred Astaire-style. I mean, seriously. "Hi...Edward? Gregory Hines called. He wants his shoes back." (Thank you, Mr. Hines, for being OK with that joke, seeing as you passed on a few years back. I LOVED you in History of the World, Part 1...and White Nights "We're landing in RUSSIA!") OK next - the pants. THE PANTS. What in GOD'S NAME are the pants?! They look like something my orthodontist wore in 1981!!! OK next - the sweater. With the nice, WIDE, ribbed waistline. OK maybe the sweater - paired with some jeans and the right shoes - might look somewhat minty. And a little more Edwardesque. But with the blazer? THE BLOODY BLAZER?! I just don't get it at all when put together. On Edward! OK that's all. Thanks for reading my rantlicious commentary. Buh Bye.

New Moon People Magazine

Lookie what I finally found today! Squeee! And it's not a minute too soon. I've been all wrapped up in Outlander this week (which I finished and there just are no words. READ IT) and have been neglecting my poor Twilight blog. So I plan to read this now and have some commentary shortly. PS - RPattz on a leash. Too bad he's only 2...