Edward and Bella

Here's what "Edward and Bella" look like in MY house. Yes. Her name is Bella. Can't you tell by her golden eyes?

Tom Cruise auditions for Twilight

This is one of THE FUNNIEST things I've seen in a ridiculously long time, Y'all. Go watch it!

More Adventures with Pocket Edward

If you have your very own Pocket Edward, make sure to photograph him in various spots around town... and send me some photos for the blog!

New Moon Premiere: Live from the red carpet!

Thanks to Jenn D. for pointing this out!

There was a big ol' live streaming video of the premiere here... but I took it down because it takes a sickeningly long time to load. And who has that kind of time? Certainly not me. I'm too busy reading Voyager (Outlander - Book 3) and taking pictures of Pocket Edward!

Allocine interview with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner

I love when Taylor says: "It's tough to not like Rob". And Hello? Kristen? You look GORGEOUS, Girlfriend! Love the lighter makeup... and your natural haircolor is "so much more becoming" as my mom, PattzR would say. PS - TEAM LAURENT, BABY! I love me some Edi. I think they should KEEP HIM ALIVE! (He's fighting with cows!) PS - thanks so much to Jenn M. for sending me this!!

Look who's coming to dinner

Jenn D. from Erie, Pennsylvania sent in this tremendous photo of her very own "Pocket Edward" whom she took to dinner last night.  Send me your photos and I'll put them in Purgatory!!

New Moon Magazine from editors of US

So I just popped into the convenience store for a Coke (terrible habit, I know) and came out with this new New Moon magazine put out by Us Magazine. It's a sick lot of fun.

COMMA HOWEVER, where is my favorite New Mooner, Jamie Campbell Bower?! I don't see him anywhere, other than the gratuitus Caius shot.  Even amidst the STUDLY photos of Daniel Cudmore (hubba hubba) and Charlie Bewley (who is gorgeous, if you hadn't noticed). It is not RIGHT that JCB isn't getting more play, people. He's absolutely adorable. And why am I gushing about these guys? Because I'm sick to death of Rob, Kristen and Taylor getting all the press (as I'm sure they are too.) How often do we see someone like Julia Jones (Leah Clearwater) online or in magazines?  She's stunning! Where are the rest of the cast?!

Let's get one thing straight, people. To quote Francis McDormand in Fargo: "There's more to life... than a little money." For this post, I think I'll change that to: There's more to life than a little RPattz!!!

*Thanks to jamie-bower.com for the photo! You guys rock! 

No RPattz in King of Prussia

Many thanks go out to my TwiFriend, Kim (whom I've never met in person but she rocks!) for letting me know Rob P. is NOT at Hot Topic in King of Prussia this week. Apparently someone got the dates mixed up and used dates from last year by mistake. That's awesome because I was kindof bummed I wasn't even making an attempt to go. So right on - THANKS KIM! And PS - we will totally be going to see 100 Monkeys when they're in ________ (insert secret location here). I am way more game to head to a bar as opposed to a mall. LOL Keep me posted!

Eclipse has been canceled?

THIS is pretty funny.

New Moon Banners on Google

OK y'all - this is VERY cool. For the past few months I've been using a green forest on my Google homepage... cuz it looked like Twilight. OK SHUT UP. I know it's stupid. (I hear my 5 year old saying "pfff LAME" at me in the back of my head. But I digress.)  So I was just searching around to find something new and they have a bunch of Twilight and New Moon banners. Check THIS ONE out, specifically the gothic archway look. Look like someone ELSE'S banner that you know?!?  (Hint. LOOK UP!)

New Moon stars holding hands

GOTCHA! Who cares if Robsten were holding hands? WhatEV, Peeps. Doesn't matter what they're doing off camera... it's what's happening ON camera that counts. And we'll find out next week, won't we?!

Now for these two... The jury's still out. ;)

New Moon at Burger King

Oh yeah. We'll be heading to Burger King this week. Check out all the cool stuff you can get over at New Moon Movie.org.

New Moon Showtimes

So what time is everyone going to see New Moon? I am going with a bunch of friends to the 10AM show on November 20th (at the Monmouth Mall in Eatontown, NJ, just in case you're local and want to hang). There were other (very cool) alternatives... to see it on Thursday night... but I wasn't able to travel to NYC... and I can't see it at Midnight. I just won't be alert enough - and lord KNOWS I need to be alert when Edward Cullen is breaking my, I mean Bella's heart in the middle of the damned ferns!!!

Robert Pattinson in Vanity Fair

Dear Robert,
Lust is a sin. Please STOP making me commit it. JEEZ, man. Have you LOOKED at yourself, lately?! This is just WRONG. Even WITH the Gregory Hines shoes!

Love,
Carol
PS - Please give me props for avoiding the King of Prussia mall like the plague when you're there on Friday, mmmkay?

Stephenie Meyer on Oprah

Stephenie's goin' on OPRAH, y'all!!!!! THIS Friday - November 13th. The same day I am going to be sulking because I'm not at the mall I grew up loitering in - The King of Prussia Mall - to see RPattz at Hot Topic. Love me some Rob, but it's just not worth the hassle of a 90 minute drive to get in line at 6:00 AM to be one of the 500 people who gets in. And Lord knows what time he'll actually show up. I have a life, y'all. And I suspect you do, too. But that doesn't mean I won't be all kinds of cranky all day, knowing I could be seeing the closest thing we'll ever get to Edward Cullen, visually, that is. le sigh.

Robert Pattinson interview on E!

Don't worry, Rob. Taylor is Taylor and you are you. He doesn't have that accent. LORD he doesn't have that accent. He isn't 10 feet tall. He doesn't have your hands and he most certainly doesn't have your patented hair rake. You will have as much attention on November 20th as you do on November 19th. At least around here you will. :)

Twilight Cast at Hot Topic

Yeah Yeah - so there's a little bit of RPattz on this. Whatev. Oh. My. GOD. How long have I been saying how much I LOVE Jamie Campbell Bower?  Which is SO WRONG because he's like 14. No srsly. What? 20? 21? Let's just hope he's legal. Not even sure if he likes girls but who cares at this point. He's ADORABLE! Have I not said he's the most interesting person to follow on Twitter? Check him out! He's at the end of the video - about 3:45.

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Mario Lopez vs Taylor Lautner = NO CONTEST

Got this from MTV: Mario bragged, "People always tell me Taylor Lautner could be my little brother.. Wonder if he hears the same thing.. Interviewing him later today."

Holy crap - Taylor Lautner really is minty. Slater's always been minty, but look how much hotter TLaut looks next to him. Dayum.

New Moon TV Trailer

I JUST SAW IT!!! ON TV!!! FINALLY!!! HOLY CRAP THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!

THE BEACH!!! THE TRUCK!!! THE FANGIRL!!!!!!

More Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner in Mexico

OK - hold on - still likin' KStew's look, y'all. She looks adorable - as does the hair (remember, people, it's a GROW OUT. You don't understand if you've never been clipped so badly by your stylist of 5 years that you looked like Leather Tuscadero. Not that that happened to me 4 years ago or anything. So just hush!) I'd rate this ensem a solid 8 & 1/2 if it weren't for the shoes. Clearly she's been dipping into Gregory Hines' closet as well. (Lord of mercy on him, as my mom, PattzR says.) And PS - lest I be double standarding.... what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Tay's lookin' pretty hot. Digging the henley...likin' the colors... easy on the jackets, tho... don't let too many collarless coats into your collection lest you start looking a little too Members Only. And PS - LORD where did you get that belt, boy?! Carson Kressley?! (Oh Carson,  you know you'd wear it, too. Fess it, Sister!)