Saturday, December 5, 2009

Chaske Spencer's - aka "THAT VOICE" - website statement

You will see from the statement on his website that Chaske Spencer is the epitome of class. It can't be easy to (be forced to) throw details about your past out there in front of millions of adoring Twilight fans. I only point it out because a) he seems to be a seriously nice guy and we've been drooling over "that voice" since Parsippany and b) I want everyone to read it so you know the rumors are a bunch of bullshizzle. Oh yeah and c) because the wolf pack KICKED ASS in New Moon - gives me newfound hope for an awesome Eclipse - and who is the ultimate in wolf pack goodness but Sam Uley???

PS - uh, thanks, Chaske for letting me totally gank this hot pic of you right the hell off your website. I am grateful. ;)

Robert Pattinson and Peter Facinelli at New Moon after party

Thanks to Jenn M - and to Robert Pattinson Life - for this adorable photo of RPattz and PFach at a New Moon after party. I don't know about you... but I'll take PFach! Is it me or does Jenny Garth get the "I WIN" award of the century?!? Survey says: YES!!


Wednesday, December 2, 2009

So I just saw New Moon again...

A few things I wanted to mention...

Michael Sheen is the new black. He is so hot I don't know what to do with myself. RPattz? Nah (well yeah, but work with me here). Just watching Aro holding everyone's hand made me find him incredibly sexy. Hell, his TEETH made me find him incredibly sexy. Damn. DAMN. I know those of you under 35 are questioning my sanity right now. But the rest of you cougars know what I'm talking about. And if you don't, do a little Michael Sheen googling. You won't be sorry.

Wish they showed the forest a little more when Bella was dreaming. Wish we could have seen her dreams.

Wish the scene where she wakes up from her Volturi nightmare - which wasn't a nightmare - was done more like the book. Bella woke up so funny in the book, thinking she was dead and that Charlie was going to kill her. In the movie, Bella just sat there like a dumbass, staring at Edward while he did all the talking.

Wish they had taken a little while to lead up to the breakup scene. As cool as the October/November/December scene was - and it was very cool -  I think I'd have rather seen Bella getting more and more antsy, sensing the impending doom, like in the book. So that when Edward asks her to take a walk, she is practically falling down already.

My favorite scene in the movie was the hunting/cliff diving scene. Not only did my favorite Native American actor of all time - Graham Greene - have a sad little death scene... but Rachelle Lafevre was KICK ASS in that scene (don't get me started because I may cry. I already miss her.)  And if all of that weren't enough, actually seeing Bella do something so incredibly reckless - just to be near Edward - was really powerful for me and made me cry - again. It hit close to home. Reminded me of something I went through as a kid. Only Bella's Edward came back. Enough said.

So... my second viewing was interesting. Natch, I caught more of the details. Like how friggin GOOD Jessica was. And how funny Eric was. And how beautifully Rob Pattinson recited Shakespeare. And how naturally pretty Kristen Stewart is (which is possibly why some of us got tired of the Joan Jett look after a while; "less is more" where make-up and KStew are concerned.) This time around, I noticed how awesome Charlie was... and how GOOD Kristen Stewart was in the Volturi scene. And the scene where she tells Charlie she saw the wolves. And the scene where she's hanging with Jacob while he's fixing the bikes - or driving in her truck (her "mad skills" comment made me pee.) I HAVE to give her props since I was down on her scenes with Robert. And frankly - tonight I realized something;  that's the problem. I don't care for Kristen Stewart in her scenes with Rob Pattinson. Every other scene - she's great. Scenes with RPattz, she's uncomfortable. Again - enough said.

And let me share two HILARIOUS lines I heard tonight - but not from any of the actors; from Shannon. OH. MY. GOSH. I laughed my ASS off right in the middle of the film.  Halfway through the movie she notices that KStew is an A-cup and leans over to me and says: "She needs a water bra." Dying. Then - during the Volturi scene, she says about Marcus: "He looks like he's going potty." When I tell you.. I almost had to leave the theatre I was laughing so hard.

OK can I type any more? I'm thinking no. So I'm gonna shut up now, y'all.

Wonder if I'll go for a third viewing...

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Eclipse Poster


Michael Sheen on Craig Ferguson

Thanks to newmoonmovie.org and Jenn M for alerting me to this. I am clearly showing my age when I say that I think BOTH of these fellows are hot. We all know how Carol digs herself some Brits. And how I'm reading the Outlander series and a Scottish accent melts my butter. And let's face it; I'm no tween (unless I'm 'tween college and a senior discount at Shoprite.)

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Yet another witty Jamie Campbell Bower tweet

I am sorry but how can you not love this guy? (And might I say that a bowl of Cocoa Puffs for dinner can sometimes make everything alright in my world.)

Jamiebower    Hungry. Dry Cereal City. Population, 1. All aboard. X

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Taylor Lautner to host Saturday Night Live?

Wow - according to Entertainment Weekly - via NewMoonMovie.org  - Taylor Lautner is going to host Saturday Night Live on December 12th! He's only 17! I hope it's true. I think he'd probably be pretty damned funny in that capacity. Guess Rob and Kristen didn't want to? Shocker. It's funny because I have been thinking about how funny a SNL skit about the two of them would be. Can't you see it? SNL actors pretending to be the two of them - sitting around all sulky - him strumming a guitar in the corner...the cat backing away from him and his 4 day old plaid shirt... and her being philosophical about...some complete nothing thing like... gum. "It's just really amazing to be in the presence of something so...so...(sucks in air)... I don't know... kindof existential... you know? It's really (sucks in more air)... really kindof strange and yet powerful at the same time... to be...(sucks in air yet again) something that soooo many %$#@ people....(sucks in air a-friggin-gain) really, you know... love."

OK sorry. I couldn't help it. I've been picking on RPattz and Kstew a bit lately. I'm just mad about New Moon being the RPattz/Kstew show when they don't seem to appreciate it (except for their chum - aka bullshit Tweets) and I'm bitter about the black Volvo MOM car... and I'm bitter about Kstew never smiling... and I'm bitter about the hype and the fact that I have done what I didn't want to do - and that's pay too much attention to the stars, when it should be about THE BOOKS. Just... the books.

OK I'll shut up now. Hey RPattz and KStew: Love ya! Mean it!

Possible Breaking Dawn Footage?

Embrace the funny. Or just look at PFach being incredibly hot. Either way - you win!



My Twisite du Jour

Holy crap. Once in a while you stumble upon a Twisite (Thanks Jenn D) and think "Now THIS is a good Twilight site." You have GOT to check out the irreverent Twi-ramblings of the Latchkey Wife. She is so damn funny I almost hurt myself. Check out her list of things she's thankful for (she is BEYOND lurve for RPattz and makes no apologies.) And check out the interview she would give RPattz if given the choice. HIl-AR-ious, peeps. Srsly.

"You Belong With Me" (Jacob Black Remix!)

FUNNY y'all. The lyrics are below.  Thanks to Jenn D. for sending in this hilarious song she found on 4tnz!

LYRICS (by Matt Sullivan)
You're in the woods with your vampire Edward Cullen
He’s always whining and complaining, he's so sullen
He doesn’t get you’re human like I do

I'm at the gym, it's a typical Tuesday night
Lifting the kind of weights he doesn't like
And he'll never know your family like I do

But he sparkles, and I'm so hairy
He's so sexy and I'm so scary
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love canines

If you could see that I'm the wolf who understands you
Been here all along so why can't you see?
You belong with me
You belong with me

Hangin' out in Forks, while he's in Italy
I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be
Howling at the moon thinkin' to myself
Hey, isn't Ed sleazy?

And you've got a beauty that could light up this whole town
Haven't seen it since he brought those biters around
You say you're fine, I know you better than that
Hey, Whatcha doing with a sucker so wack?

He's so pale, I'm so tan
He's kinda bitchy and I'm all man
Dreaming bout the day when you'll wake up and find
that you hate vampires and love canines

If you could see that I'm the wolf who understands you
I’m down on all fours, so why can't you see?
You belong with me


Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Wedded Bliss at LAX

Is it me or does this pretty much sum up their relationship? She has a puss on her face... and he follows her around. Wait - maybe they're in character. (OVER IT, party of 1?)


Sunday, November 22, 2009

Nutty Madam's at it again (the beach! the truck!)

Why did Edward get his ass kicked?

OK so my sister Jill just saw New Moon - and reminded me of something that bugged the crap out of me in the movie. WHY DID EDWARD GET HIS ASS KICKED?!  In the books, he's an excellent fighter. Is is because Felix (said "Feeelixxx" just like Michael Sheen aka Aro does) is so much older than him? I don't get it. That is a serious grey area for me since there was no major fight scene in the book. I just didn't like seeing Edward get flipped around all over the place. It was cool with the face crack and everything... but still. Edward Cullen does NOT get his ass kicked!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Billy and the humans

Just replied to a Billy Burke tweet and realized I showed him no love in my previous reviews! I told you it would take me a while to remember everything. Clearly I am a cougar because I have not a brain cell left in my damned head. At any rate - here's what I love about Billy Burke: he's a constant. He gives the same touching performance in New Moon that he did in Twilight; the concerned dad (Charlie). He's so understated; delivers his more humorous lines in his unique, dry way. Love him. Kudos.

And I also have yet to mention a BIG SURPRISE which was how much I ENJOYED the humans at school. Michael Welch - aka Mike Newton - was a pleasure this time around... unlike Twilight when you wanted to bash his character in the teeth (although "how you likin' the rain?" has probably made my top 20 list of quotable movie lines). Anna Kendrick - aka Jessica -  BROUGHT IT at the Port Angeles scene... very funny... she clearly has a good sense of comedic timing. And holy crap did you not LOSE IT at Justin Chon - aka Eric when he was CRYING at Romeo and Juliet? I. Love. Him.  Bobby Trendy, people....Bobby Trendy.

Another New Moon Review

A review came in from Tracey R. in a comment this morning and I feel compelled to post it as a blog entry:

OK, I've been thinking about this movie all day and have to say that I WISH I was happier with the Bella/Edward relationship onscreen. Now, I know that maybe it's just b/c it's New Moon, which is so NOT about their relationship, really--but honest to god, in every scene they have together, both before and after Edward leaves, Bella looks MISERABLE. Just plain miserable, as though (as I've said before) she smells something bad. It's really evident at the beginning at school, where she's with Edward in the parking lot looking all morose as usual, and then Jacob walks up and she VISIBLY brightens and is all "yo Jake wassup?" How in the heck is that supposed to make me, the audience member, feel at ALL as though Edward is the love of her life and the person who without whom she is souless?????? And worse yet, how is it supposed to get me invested in this relationship so that when Edward leaves, I believe that it's really as though someone has died to her??? I'll tell you what this movie needed--they needed to do the Romeo and Juliet movie scene the way it was written in the book, with B/E hanging out at home, sprawled out on the couch watching the movie, relaxed and just talking. (Oh, note to KStew? BELLA CRIES DURING THE MOVIE.) I need to SEE them having a normal couple moment--nothing earth-shattering, nothing life-threatening, just a normal moment with JUST THE TWO OF THEM, that's probably pretty close to moments they've had all during the summer ("the best summer of my life"), where they're just in love and enjoying each other's company and HAPPY. That gives the breakup scene so much more impact. POINT BEING: At the end of the day, I should have been in tears at that scene in the woods where Edward leaves. TEARS. And I wasn't. Either time. And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, makes me sad. And makes me like the movie a little less the day after...
Tracey has seen the movie twice and was right last night when she said I was going easy on Kristen Stewart. I was. I don't know why. I suppose I don't want to sound like one of these asshole critics who has nothing good to say. Or maybe I'm afraid - by some freak of nature -  she'll stumble on my blog and get her feelings hurt - and she's only 19 - and I'd feel bad. I don't know. But I just said the following to Tracey:  "It's not that she's not smiling enough - that's not the problem. The problem is that she's not emoting any type of positive feeling for Edward Cullen."  Bottom line... the whole time I watched the movie, I felt like I was watching Kristen Stewart, not Bella Swan. And she should not shoulder the blame... Catherine Hardwicke and Chris Weitz have a hand in this, as well. It goes back to my comments about letting the actors have a little too much control. Bella Swan has a great sense of humor.. and she's blindly in love with Edward Cullen. Did you get that impression from this movie? Neither did I.

Kevin Smith New Moon Tweet

ThatKevinSmith NEW MOON rumored to have beaten DARK KNIGHT one day record of $67mil. Tween girls can get shit DONE, man. Send 'em to Iraq and Afghanistan.

Let m'tell ya how much I lurves me some Kevin Smith. He is so friggin hilarious. Run, don't walk, to your nearest Blockbuster and rent the following, in this order:

1) Clerks
2) Mall Rats
3) Chasing Amy
4) Dogma
5) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

And thanks to Tracey R. for the re-tweet!