HILARIOUS Facebook Page!

If you are on Facebook - and have a good sense of humor - you must go join the "Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you" page. I'm CRACKING UP!!!

Breaking Dawn Movie(s): Stephenie Meyer Says "No Drama"

From Stephenie Meyer's website:

January 12, 2010
Just a quick note on the subject of the Breaking Dawn film: there is no drama over whether the book should be one movie or two. My personal feeling is that it would be very difficult to cram the whole story into one movie (as I've said in many interviews previous to this), but if a great way of doing that surfaces, I'm all for it. Two or one, whichever way fits the story best is fine by me, and everyone I've spoken with at Summit seems to feel the same way. We're all excited to move forward on this, and we are slowly and surely getting there. I know people are anxious for news, and so sometimes gossip gets fabricated to stir things up, but there's no basis to this particular story.

Steph

Twilight: Modern Warfare from X-Play

Xbox 360 Games - E3 2010 - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Access Hollywood Interview with Peter Facinelli

What a sweetie. I dig that he's cool about Twitter and isn't spewing to the masses about a bunch of nonsense. Go team Carlisle!  OH and how about him talking about the WIG?! I admit - I abused it. But only because he's way too sexy for his wig...right? I appreciate the fact that it was job-related. Once again - PFach just keeps bringin' the classy.

PASADENA, Calif. --

Peter Facinelli plays an eccentric doctor in Showtime’s “Nurse Jackie,” but in Season 2, Dr. Fitch Cooper ends up having something in common with the actor himself – a Twitter account.
And when asked about the difference between Coop’s Twitter account and his own at the Television Critics Association “Nurse Jackie” panel on Saturday in Pasadena, Calif., Peter said it was all about the numbers.
“He doesn’t have nearly as many people following him,” Peter, who has nearly 1.5 million devotees, said.
The star said he enjoys the social networking site, but unlike some stars, he has no plans to make his personal space commercial.
“It’s a great way to share information with them and it’s also a great way to entertain,” he said. “I like being able to put a smile on people’s faces and I like being able to also mix that up with sharing information with them that’s important and also letting them know what I’m doing. I mean I’ve had people come to me and say, ‘Hey, will you Tweet this out?’ There’s like paid advertisement stuff. I’m not into that. I like to keep my Twitter pure. I don’t want to sell my followers anything.”
One thing Peter’s Twitter follower already know is that the star was traveling from Vancouver to New York on a regular basis over the fall to film “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse,” the third film in Stephenie Meyer’s vampire novels-turned-movies, and “Nurse Jackie.” But he revealed on Saturday that because the two characters – Carlisle Cullen and Coop – look so different, he had to go the Kristen Stewart way and use fake hair.
“Because I was doing both projects at the same time I wore a wig,” Peter said of changing into Carlisle’s light blonde coif for “Eclipse.” “I mean, there were days where I was literally running for hours in the forest and then I jump on a plane and I would be on the ‘Nurse Jackie’ set. I was going from Vancouver to NY every three days.”

Hilarious Twilight Parody

Oh holy shit. I have to thank robpattinsonphotos.blogspot.com for posting this UTTER HILARITY. (Not that I look at websites that show photos of Rob Pattinson or anything.) It's by some dude named PirateNolan on youtube. Enjoy!

Pattinson to get intimate with Thurman in Bel Ami

A love scene with Kristin Scott Thomas??? She's older than me! 8 YEARS older than me!! SQUEEEE!!!!!

TWILIGHT star Robert Pattinson is all set to film a love making scene with actress Uma Thurman in their upcoming movie Bel Ami.

The Hollywood's latest heartthrob is starring in the big screen version of Guy de Maupassant's 19th Century novel Bel Ami, where he plays an ambitious young journalist Georges Duroy who sleeps his way to the top, Contactmusic reported.

The 23-year-old actor's first on-screen conquest will be Thurman's character Madeleine.

Film fans could possibly see Pattinson get steamy with Christina Ricci and Kristin Scott Thomas, who star as Clotilde and Virginie respectively in the film.

The movie will be helmed by theatre director Declan Donnellan, who is making his celluloid debut, and three other actresses are to join the all-star cast.

Pattinson is hoping 'Bel Ami' is a success as he recently admitted he finds it "scary" taking on work outside of the 'Twilight' franchise.

The British actor, who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the hit movie series, said, "You get offered stuff that you would never dream of getting offered before, but that's also scary. You don't have to audition for anything.

"Before 'Twilight,' I did any movie that I got offered, and you'd try and make the best of it afterwards. But now, you're expected to come into the movie and provide not only economic viability, but also a performance as well," Pattinson said.

"Damn the Sun for Shining its Glow All Over Rob"

I wouldn't have even posted this - but that is truly the GREATEST line I've heard in months. Definitely the first seriously decent line of 2010. Kudos to New Moon Movie for some serious hilarity.

Taylor Lautner's People's Choice Award Speech

Ya know... I wax on about RPattz too damn much on this blog and do not give nearly enough lurve to this CU-TIE-PIE of a TayLaut. Look at him - it's truly hard to fathom that he's only 17. (Um how long has he been 17? Srsly? Isn't he 18 yet? Jesus hurry up and have a birthday so we can all stop feeling so dirty and pervy.) He is looking very old world Hollywood. I couldn't be happier for this kid. (Oh and PS - Chris Pine was robbed. Did you see Star Trek? You should.)

Real Twilight Genius from Twi Soup

I have found the FUNNIEST friggin blog EVAH - thanks to my cousin and Edward Cullen FanFic fanatic, Jenn D. You MUST go check out Twi Soup. Holy SHIT they are friggin funny. I am peeing in my pantaLONes over their spoofs on Budweiser's "Real Men of Genius" - in Twifashion.  Why? Because I am a Real Men of Genius whore - with my FAVORITE being "Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor" (hands off my drummies) Oh my god I HOWLED when I saw the following on their blog. Get your ASS to their site PRONTO!!

Rob Pattinson Look-alike?

Do you think this dude looks like RPattz? Me neither.  
*Thanks to Jaime Green/The Wichita Eagle for the photo.

Johnny Lee Miller as Edward 10 Years Ago?

Watched the 1999 "Mansfield Park" the other night...  Is it me, or would Johnny
Lee Miller - in 1999, that is - have made a tremendous Edward Cullen? And what's
amusing is that he played "Edmund" in the movie. CoINcidenceeeee.

Twilight Ruined My Relationship

dyingdyingdyingdyingdyingdying (Thank you, Jenn D!)

The Darling Buds

oooh so I found this little video of Jamie Campbell Bower's band - The Darling Buds - on their myspace page singing a song called "Venice". How have I not stumbled across this earlier? Oh right - probably because I'm old enough to be his "older sister" and it's really gross that I think he's adorable. I forgot.

Say it with me now: "She knows too much. She's a liability"...

Yahoo Video: Twilight stars talking about Eclipse

Thanks to mygloss.com's Buzz Gloss for bringing this fantastic video to my attention. It's got Cullens... it's got the Wolf Pack... and of course it's got Edward, Jacob and Bella - all discussing ECLIPSE. (Taylor's got me all kinds of juiced up for the tent scene. Squeeee!) Enjoy! Oh and PS - if you have any info regarding this "rumor" about Stephenie Meyer finishing the rest of Midnight Sun, please share. For the love of god - PLEASE SHARE!

Stephenie, Diana and Carol

Just finished watching "Julie and Julia", the movie about the woman who blogged about spending one year cooking every recipe from Julia Child's cookbook.

I wish I could say "Wow, that was so inspirational!"  But all it really did was remind me that Diana Gabaldon and Stephenie Meyer would probably be like "Um, yeah, whatever" if they ever saw my blogs. Especially Stephenie, since there are like 40 million blogs about the Twilight series. And Diana... well Diana has degrees in Zoology, Marine Biology and Ecology. Something tells me she's not going to look highly on a blog that obsesses over Jamie Fraser's mojo... and uses words like "shizzle".

I know, I know, that sounds really negative. But Julia Child, herself was like "Um, yeah, whatever" when she found out about Julie's blog. I have to be realistic, ya know?

On the positive side, Julie published a book about her blog - which was later made into the movie I just watched. And before all of that, she seemed to be happy, just cooking and blogging. Kindof like me... only I'm just reading and blogging, right?

So the moral of the story? The moral is that I should keep writing my blogs... because they make me happy. Being a Twilight/Outlander fan makes me happy. Meeting with my friends and talking about these books makes me happy. And isn't that what's important?

Yeah. I think it is. That... and Jamie Fraser's kilts and his big... hard... um, dirk (it's a knife, geez!)  And Edward Cullen's big, iron bed. That he doesn't even need.... the one with the flowers... that Bella doesn't even WANT to sleep on, because she's a FREAK!

Yeah... I love my blogs. :)

Thank you, David Slade

I just want to take a moment to thank the heck outta David Slade for not allowing too many images from Eclipse to circulate online. Bella in a cap and gown? K... Bella and her mom on the patio? Whatev.  I am just SO thrilled we don't know squat about this movie, other than the story from the book. Don't you think it took something away from New Moon (the movie) that - by opening day - we had already seen shots from practically every scene in the film?? That's probably why the opening scene with the grandmother - and the dizzy scene with the calendar changing - were my favorite parts of the film. Watching Edward "walk out into the sun" (thank you, Simon LeBon) wasn't nearly as mind-blowing as it should have been, had we not seen forty million stills of the scene on the internet earlier. And yes, you can say "hey, don't look" - and you'd be right - only, seriously, can you NOT look? I didn't think so...

GMTV Interview with Rob Pattinson

a) Realized halfway through that this could be me interviewing him. I bet she's around my age. It's funny how you see yourself younger, until you see someone your age and think "Oh. Right. I'm not 17."
b) I feel sorry for Rob that he's never experienced the kind of love that makes you want to blow off the rest of the planet and canoodle with each other.
c) DUDE. Their eyes are NOT RED. Vamps who feed on HUMANS have RED EYES. Vamps who feed on animals have BROWN or YELLOW eyes, depending on how recently they've eaten. GAWD I get so sick of these people not even friggin knowing the BASICS!

d) Apparently Jesus was a Nordic caveman? Oh Rob you poor soul. I totally feel for him in this. Digging... digging.. the hole just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
e) Judging from the hotel room atmosphere, I'm thinking he gave this interview right before he gave one to "Horse and Hound". (Part 2 below)


*Thanks to NewMoonMovie.org for the find.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, STEPHENIE MEYER!!!

Wow I had NO IDEA it was Stephenie Meyer's birthday! I wonder how she feels about having a birthday on Christmas Eve? Know why I wonder that? Because I WAS BORN ON CHRISTMAS EVE! (It's my birthday... it's my birthday.. it's my birthday...)

Call me a dork but that is VERY cool to me. VERY cool.

PS - It's my birthday. Can I ask for one thing? KISS ME EDWARD!!!!!!!

Twiliight was awesome. Seriously.

Go team Catherine. I came across this Twilight trailer the other day and was memorized. Listen to the music. I truly loved this film and never really realized it until after I saw New Moon. Chris Weitz' visuals are stunning and he's a tremendous director. But Catherine Hardwicke's original Twilight movie was a beautiful piece of work and really needs to be given its' proper due.  Whether it met Hollywood's or the mainstream public's  (who didn't read and love the books) standards is of no importance to me; it totally and completely captured the essence of Edward Cullen.

WAY cool new TWifans graphics

Whoa. Has anyone seen the new Twifans cartoon graphics? (Not sure how "new" they are - but I just recently stumbled across them.) If not - they are SO cool. The Cullens are one shot... Edward, Bella and Jacob are another... and the wolf pack is the third.  Lots of Twi-goodness.